I have fallen down on the job of maintaining this blog. If not for my faceless readership—assuming they exist—then for myself. I extend my busy summer schedule as a feeble, hackneyed excuse. I'll try to do better. Read More

[note: This goes under the fetish column, and you should read that entry (entitled fetishista) if you're curious about why this post is here.] You can sell your iPod nano, classic or video. And your Blackberry, and your portable DVD player. ...Read More

Look, I don't want to get off—as Dennis Miller would say—on a rant here.  Let me just say that I am damn lucky to be one of the select relative few to have been born in the United States of ...Read More